Johnny Baseball's Boycott List

Ladies and Gent's, the one and only Johnny Baseball:

Add it to the Boycott List..

So with Cinco de Mayo approaching (another holiday where everyone is a different nationality for a day just so they can get drunk) I figured I'd go on a rant about one of Staten Island's favorite eateries...Moe's Southwest Grill. In my eyes...Moe's has closed down. I will never go there again. Why? For the sheer fact that they think all of their customers are stupid...WELL NOT THIS GUY. They have this Joey Bag of Donuts (other wise know as a Joey Baggahdonuts HOWYADOIN!) and on Tuesdays its $5.99 (WHICH BUY THE WAY IS A PRICE INCREASE JUST THIS PAST MONTH!) and literally every freakin person on Staten Island goes there. The line is out the door onto Hylan Blvd. sometimes. SO...the other day I was there and I noticed that on a regular day this Joey Baggs (howyadoin) is $6.99. Immediately I felt like an elementary school child who just found out Santa was a lie the whole time. REALLY? A FUCKING DOLLAR OFF? Plus if you get double meat or sour cream or any other additive it's already like $2 more and then they add the tax. Good ol' Johnny Baseball is getting the Southwest Screwjob. So what in Godsfuck am I doing almost every Tuesday at Moe's since I was a Junior in High school? Plus..you go there and you're supposed to get chips...I don't even know if you would call the 9 cracked in half chips they give you adequate for a 7 year old child to eat. Ridiculous. Congratulations Moe's...you have just been added to Johnny Baseball's boycott list. Anyone who screws me over goes on there, and youv've been doing it for the past 5 years! Congrats.

On a side note if you want some real good mexican on S.I....go to Tex-Mex or Fresh Tortilla or w.e the fuck they call it..it's On New Dorp Lane in a run down shack operated by a bunch of Chinese people on the side of the road, BUT let me tell you something you get a mans meal there. The burrito is almost a footlong and it's a great price; plus everything else is cheap and good. Thanks for your time guys. Let's all the boys at the HammerBlog know how were doin' because we care about you...HOWYADOIN!