Once again, I have no idea what goes through people's minds...
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/050311-bloody-naked-burglar-caught-eating-raw-chicken
I'm pretty sure if the police need to taze you while you're laying on the floor, bloody and eating raw chicken then it might be time to take a look in the mirror and re-evaluate your life. This is the strangest burglary I've ever heard of I mean what were you robbing? Was it really the raw chicken? You ever hear of salmonella bro? That's fucking disgusting. Hit the unemployment line next time and go buy your own raw chicken. Or maybe even cook it after you buy it. That'd be a nice little change of pace.
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