What Do Guys Think About During Sex?

Ladies, this is of no offense to you, but there are other things that guys need to think about during sex to keep you from complaining about us finishing too fast. It’s not personal, it’s actually doing you a favor because you come out satisfied; and it does us a favor so we don’t have to hear you bitch and moan. Besides, who wants a guy who’s three pumps and done right?

Anyway, there are different types of mechanisms used so guys can satisfy their lady friend. The first one would be the use of song. Yes, guys sing songs in their heads so that they can keep their minds off of going too quickly. When the song ends, they just start it again from the beginning. Depending on the song, anywhere between 5 and 7 times will keep the woman satisfied. A personal favorite here would be the Star Spangled Banner. It’s an American classic, and makes you feel like you’re doing it for your country, you can’t lose.

The next technique can be classified as the television technique. Here is where some guys will replay things on their head that they have seen on TV that day. A personal preference in a poll amongst men has been to replay the Sportscenter lineup in their head. It mixes the best of any man’s world, sex and sports. Once again, this is a win-win technique.

Now this last technique is used only in times of drastic measures. This use is strictly a last resort to make sure you can continue on. It contains mixing both sights and scents. This technique is thinking about the image of your grandmother, and the smell of dog shit. If you think that there is any way you can still shoot your load while thinking of these two mixtures, you are mistaken. There is no chance. Be careful though, this might cause you to actually lose your wood. It’s a slippery slope boys, you just have to find the happy medium.

These three techniques are probably what your man is thinking about while trying to please you ladies. Once again, don’t take it personal; he’s doing it for you. It has nothing to with how you look or anything else, it has to do with keeping you satisfied.