How Much Alcohol Would It Take Tuesday's

Today we continue with a girl built like a brick shithouse. With the WNBA Draft being yesterday, I figured why not use a WNBA player.



There she is, Big Mama Courtney Paris. Look at this broad right here, she’s absolutely tremendous. Not only is she as tall as a Shaq, she’s also as wide as him. How much alcohol would it take for me to smash this tractor-trailer? That’s a tough question considering that if she got on top my life is over. Anyway, I think I would have to go with two bottles of Jameson and a thirty rack of Budweiser 40’s. It’s a bit pricy, but that’s the only way I could possibly tolerate looking at this thing naked. Not only that but I would hope I wake up in a hospital bed and not next to her. The only thing worse than looking at her blackout drunk, would be looking at her sober and in the same bed.

Sidenote: Are her arms cellulite or muscular? It's extremely hard to tell in this picture...