Good Looking People Are Happier People

This is news?

http://yourlife.usatoday.com/your-look/story/2011/03/Beautiful-people-are-happier-study-finds/45500558/1

Like we needed a scientific survey to figure this one out. Of course good looking people are happier than ugly people, it's a fact. What is the reason for this? Because good looking people get more ass than average or ugly people do. Therefore, they will be happier just simply because they get laid on a regular basis. I don't wanna hear about good looking people making more money, and marrying people who have money because that's bullshit. They're happier because they get laid consistently, and that's it. Cut out all the other bullshit.