Yes that is Barry Zito in the dugout rockin' a Just For Men Monopoly Guy Mustache. What are you doing bro? I know you're a millionaire but would that get you pussy if you weren't? And to go with the mustache he's rockin' the top hat. You know what though? The top hat definitely gets him some ass if he shaves that stache. (The rhyme was unintended, but kinda works)
Mmmm, stash or no stash, he can get it. Best looking man in baseball.
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