Would You Rather Wednesdays...Post Mardi Gras Edition

Today will be mainly dedicated to the aftermath of what took place at Mardi Gras yesterday. So for our would you rather today we have a little surprise.

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Would you rather be dressed up as the transvestite on the left for one 24 hour day, or be the miserable fat bastard to the right for the rest of your life? You have to take into account on this one that although it would only be for a 24 hour time period, you would probably have to suck dick as some point. Therefore, I am going with being this fat fuck for the rest of my life. Fat dudes have way more fun than in shape dudes anyway. They eat what they want, and always harpoon because it's their only source of women. I'll even take being this guy for the rest of my life while wearing that gay ass white wig.

Sidenote: If you are so drunk that you can't see and somehow manage to get a blow job from the tranny with the pink hair, if you reach around and feel his dick, do you finish?