Guys, have you ever gone out to a bar and talked to a girl for basically the entire night? Then when you either tried to make a move or ask for her number she utters these four words: “I have a boyfriend.” Why is that statement always a minor detail?
I love it when girls just turn into complete sluts when their boyfriend isn’t around. They’ll go out and be all over guys the entire night and then suddenly get the guilt trip right at the moment of truth. I mean you’ve already grinded on his cock for the past 3 hours, why not just finish the job?
This is why women are evil. How come whenever they go out without their boyfriend they think it is open season? Like why the fuck do you have a boyfriend if you basically cheat on him when he’s not around? You try to justify that you don’t actually make out with other guys, but grinding on a guys cock for an entire night might as well be cheating so stop being a dumb whore.
Also, talking to other guys while you have a boyfriend is under review. Unless your boyfriend knows about one or two guy friends, everyone else is off limits. Get your shit together girls with boyfriends, because this is the shit that you will fight with your boyfriends about.
The final reason women are evil: What other creature do you know that can bleed for six days and still be alive on the seventh? There is not one other creature on this earth with that ability, and that Jesus guy only lasted 3 hours.
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