How many times do you go to a sporting even at any level and hear someone banging a fucking cowbell? Or how about the annoying mother who has no idea what she’s talking about? Or even just that annoying fan who thinks they know the game and really they don’t know shit? These are the fans and the accessories that we all hate and I am going to give you a list of the top 5.
The Cowbell: How many times do you go to a game of some sort and hear some asshole banging nonstop on a fucking cowbell? It is by far the most annoying sound at any game ever, hands down. Whether they bang it slowly to shout their team’s name, or bang it fast because something good just happened, you want to walk up to the person with the cowbell and punch them in the face.
The Annoying Mother: Whether it’s high school, college, or little league; there is always that annoying mother rooting for only her son or daughter, and she has no clue what she’s talking about. This woman is the loudest voice within a thirty-mile radius of wherever the game is taking place and you always think she’s watching a completely different game. Also, 99.9% of the time, her son or daughter is fucking terrible.
The Fan Who Doesn’t Know Shit: These are my favorite types of fans I think. The guys who are so adamant about pinch-hitting for your teams best hitter in the 6th inning because he’s 0 for 2 that day. Or the guy who is flipping out because your football team is punting on 4th and 2 from their own 7 with ten minutes left in the second quarter. These people can actually make you hate an entire fan base just by listening to them talk out of their ass for three hours.
The Plastic Fucking Clappers: We have all seen it. Those plastic hands that people shake back and forth every two and a half minutes whether something good happens or not. These actually rival the cowbell for the most annoying accessory ever created. This is also a favorite of the annoying mother so that as she yells, she can bang plastic together to make everyone want to murder her in public.
The Drunk Guy Trying to Start a Fight: This guy always starts off as amusing and then gradually becomes more annoying as the game goes on. He’ll always just start jawing a bit here and there like a quarter of the way through the game, then as the game moves forward he gets louder and more obnoxious. He is always the challenger in the fight and he always gets his ass kicked because he’s really a little bitch. And he always leaves in handcuffs.
No comments:
Post a Comment