Introducing The New Head Coach of a 7 Year Old Pee Wee Football Team

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WuNUh7lXCo

Let me start off by saying that I love this man. He taught me so many lessons that I will keep with me for the rest of my life and now has to move on and become the Athletic Director. However, that was in high school football. High school football is a bunch of teenagers with testosterone running through their bodies like bullet trains. You can give them speeches like this to get them jacked up to play. I don't exactly know how you can explain to a 7 year old that he "looks like a kid standing on the beach watching his mother get eaten by a shark," or that he "squats when he pees, I guarantee it." Those are sayings that you probably cannot tell a 7 year old who is playing football for the first time. I just want the speech before his first game recorded when he tells these kids, "You're gonna smack them in the mouth, and have a party on their face. Then you're gonna go into the stands and have a party on their mothers face and say, call a cop, because it's gonna be a long motha's day for ya." I get goosebumps thinking about that speech, I can only imagine what a 7 year old will feel. Coach Manos, I love you. Good luck.

Sidenote: Congrats to Coach Richard Clark the new Head Coach for the St. Joseph by the Sea Varsity Football Team. You've spent a lot of time there telling people to read their keys. Good luck my man.