If You Have Big Balls Congrats, You Have a Good Chance of Having Kids

http://www.trust.org/alertnet/news/key-genital-measurement-linked-to-male-fertility

Well, if you have big balls, you're in luck because that means you have a better chance of having kids. The lower your sack hangs, the more of a chance you have of knocking up some broad. That means if you have big balls, wear a condom. Hey, I guess size does matter after all. Girls, if you're looking for a husband check the size of his balls. If you're just looking to get piped, check the size of his dick. That's all I have for you on this matter.