Look at this sexy thang right here. If you can’t get hard looking at this hottie then you don’t have a pulse. Not only can Aretha Franklin sing, but she can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose as well. So how much alcohol would it take for me to bang this tank? I’m probably going with an IV of Jack Daniels to go along with actually drinking one of those giant bottles of Jager; and probably a six pack. I’m counting on dying afterwards that way I don’t have to get judged by all my friends for having sex with a B.J. Raji look alike.
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