First let me apologize my internet in fucking Mississippi wasn't working until now so that is why it's been a shitty day. Analysis coming from myself, Frankie The WOP and Tommy the Mic about our first ever hot girl bracket, right now.
Hammer’s Projections
White Region Sleepers:
1) Marzia Prince: She is an extremely dangerous 5 seed in this tournament. Easily one of the best kept secrets in the white girl region. Name a food and I would eat it out of one of her orifices no questions asked. I’m projecting a Sweet 16 matchup between her and Alessandra Ambrosio. The winner of that battle I think takes this region.
2) Scarlett Johansson: The committee dropped the ball on this one with Scarlett as a 10 seed. Obviously her getting piped out in the movie Barcelona and her perky tits weren’t good enough to get her a higher seed. Either way, look for her to make some noise and pull off a couple of upsets.
Projected Winner: I’m taking Marzia Prince in this region. She definitely has the firepower to take this region and get to the Final Four.
Black Region Sleepers:
1) Gabrielle Union: Another 5 seed here who has the potential to make a run. I see her into the Sweet 16 as well and think she can potentially take out top seed Megan Good to move into the Elite 8.
2) Christina Milian: A 6 seed who is being overlooked by many because she hasn’t been in any good movies in recent memory. Don’t let that fool you; it’s probably easier for me to say what I wouldn’t do to her than what I would do to her.
Projected Winner: I’m going with Beyonce in this region. Let’s not forget about how hot she still is. Beyonce can potentially be cutting down the nets when all is said and done.
Hispanic Region Sleepers:
1) Roselyn Sanchez: In a region that is absolutely loaded from top to bottom, Roselyn Sanchez is a 7 seed who is bound to make noise. Tell Sofia Vergara to look out come round two.
2) Zuleyka Rivera: Personally, I think she got shafted as an 11 seed. She is loaded with hotness and I think she definitely takes round one with a big upset over Vida Guerra.
Projected Winner: Emmanuelle Chiriqui will win this region. Are you hearing me? Emmanuelle Chiriqui is the woman that gives every guy instant arousal. In a loaded region, she is the one who has the most consistent hotness. That is why she will not only reach the Final Four, but will be making a title game appearance.
Other Region Sleepers:
1) Frieda Pinto: Pinto is an 8 seed who could potentially make a 1985 Villanova type run. You know her as the really hot, dark haired chick from Old School. I still have the image of her sucking on that cucumber running through my head daily. I would not be the least bit surprised to see her in the Elite 8 playing for a spot in the Final Four.
2) Mila Kunis: A 4 seed who I would do absolutely dirty things to. She is a fan favorite and don’t be surprised if she knocks off the 1 seed and gets to the Final Four.
Projected Winner: Adriana Lima. She is the 1 seed and I would be totally shocked if she did not win the entire thing. Her hotness scale is at an entirely different level here. Look for her to be hoisting the trophy come championship night.
Frankie The WOP's Projections:
White Sleepers
Kristen Bell - - A fan favorite who has been on a hot streak with Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Couples Retreat. I like her over Marzia Prince in the always anticipated 5-12 matchup. Look for her to get into the Sweet 16 and make some noise
**Project Region Winner -- Megan Fox** A fan favorite I see her getting through her region based on reputation alone
Black Sleepers
Brittanya Ocampo - - Shes an 8 seed who can have my seed. Almost shocking, I see her getting to the Elite 8
Christina Milan - - Hasn’t been relevant since Dip it Low, but she’s still a bombshell. Her at a 6 seed just shows the competition of this region.
**Projected Region Winner -- Meagan Good** Has come along way since Cousin Skeeter and the 21 Questions music video. I see her holding up the trophy when it’s all said and done
Hispanic Sleepers
Roselyn Sanchez - - Are you kidding me with a 7 seed? I'd cry if she touched me, but she's an absolute lock to get to the Sweet 16 in her Region.
Esperanza Gomez - - Only due to her profession is she in the play in game, but lets get serious, she’s smoking and going to give Jessica Alba a run for her money.
**Projected Region Winner - - Sofia Vergara** The Colombian accent can drive a man crazy along with her pure hotness
Other Region
Kourtney Kardashian -- It almost pains me to see my sweet princess at a 7 seed. I see her making some real noise in her region. Look for her to take the Kardashian crown.
Minka Kelly -- Anyone who can tie down Derek Jeter is hot and a 9 seed is just startling.
**Projected Region Winner - - Kourtney Kardashian** This might be a favoritism pick due to her being the love of my life; but I believe in her.
Tommy the MIC's Projections
White Sleepers
1)Alyson Michalka- I think its comical the committee has her as an 11 seed, they must not have seen Easy A. I think she’s this years Butler
2)Lacey Chabert- I love this girl, in the early 2000’s I believe she would have been higher. The winner of her and Michalka in Round 1 takes this region; write it down.
Projected winner of region- Alyson Michalka
Black Sleepers
1)Brittanya Ocampo- Hottest unknown in the tourney. Take it from someone who has her as a screen saver, she can do a lot of damage.
2)Keri Hilson- Quite possibly the best 7 seed we have ever had.
Projected winner of region- Meagan Good: The feeling when you look at this girl is much like the feeling of having eclectic stimulation on your testicles.
Hispanic Sleepers
1)Dania Ramirez- 9 seed? Really committee. She will do damage. Write it down .
2)Rosario Dawson- Scchhaawing!
Projected Winner of region- Emmanuelle Chiriqui- Better known as Sloan; we watch Entourage just to see if she will ever have a nude scene.
Other Region Sleepers
1)Natalie Kelly- Probably the cutest girl on the face of the earth. No freaking clue what nationality she is, but it’s an awesome combination.
2)Vanessa Hudgens- The nude pics may have hurt her, a landing strip may have bumped her up. In any event she is the chick no other chick wants to play.
Projected winner of bracket- Nicole Scherzinger- Nobody should be surprised if she is standing underneath the confetti at the end of it all.
There you have your analysts projections for how this will pan out. Voting begins Tuesday March 15th on the facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hammer41s-Blog/139042156161709?ref=ts More Details to Follow
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