Sunday, March 13, 2011

Great News Mets Fans: Johan Might Not Pitch This Year

Just found this great news this morning:

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/mlb/314745/report-santana-might-not-pitch-at-all-in-11

Well isn't it great to be a Mets fan? We have no money because Bernie Madoff scammed the shit out of us, and now our ace probably isn't going to pitch this season. Everyone says if the lineup hits, we have a chance. I disagree. Our lineup isn't going to be able to score 15 runs a game, our other pitchers are hit or miss, and basically this team is not that good. Jose Reyes, get him out. Beltran, get him out. Also, this year R.A. fucking Dickey will be exposed, I promise you. I am still not convinced that he is good, he had one good year and all of a sudden we think he's the savior. I can't wait to watch him get lit up this year. I don't know about you other Mets fans but I will be watching the games this year with the intent on blacking out by the third inning; it's the only way to get through a full season as a fan.

Sidenote: What's the best part about going to Citi Field? It's the only stadium in the country where you can heckle the home team.

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