Does Dancing Translate to Sex?

The ongoing question around college campuses for some reason always seems to be; does dancing translate to sex? Like if a girl is an awesome dancer, does that automatically make her a freak in the sheets? And if a guy is a good dancer does he lay pipe like no other?

Obviously, if a girl or guy can dance, then they probably know what they’re doing in bed. I mean if you see a girl on the dance floor just backing her shit up, doing that booty shake that only like 10% of girls know how to do, and basically touching her toes while she grinds on some dudes dick; then chances are that she’s a freak.

For guys though, dancing should be easy. Basically you’re just following what she does with her ass and if you can’t follow that you either have no rhythm, or you’re tone deaf because she is usually moving her ass to the beat. If a guy can dance, he is at the very least adequate enough to satisfy a woman in bed.

There will always be those quiet girls who at the bar will say that they don’t dance but end up being complete freaks in bed. There are also the guys who just prefer not to dance but they just lay crazy pipe. I like to call these people the “quiet assassins”.

So basically what I am saying here is that yes, dancing does translate to sex. If you can dance, then you’re a freak. If you can’t, you’re pretty much a dead fish. If you are one of these dead fish that I am speaking of I would recommend a dance class and watching some porn. You can learn a lot from both.