Building A Women's Celebrity Football Team-Day 18

We are almost done with the entire squad, but today we find our playmaker at running back. She’s fucking crazy and just recently back in the music business.

Running Back: Lil’ Kim

What the scouts are saying: Lil’ Kim is a hard-nosed football player. Small in stature, but has great speed and a low center of gravity to run people over. Reminds us of Jaguars Running Back Maurice Jones-Drew for her tree trunk legs and ability to carry the ball (or take cock in her case) at least 30 times a game. From experience we know that she can take a pounding between the tackles (literally and figuratively). The main concern with her has been character issues and a fallout with her last coaching staff. However, even with those concerns we like her as a steal in the middle of the second round.

She's low to the ground just like MJD and from experience we know about the pounding she takes from dick. This makes her a perfect fit to carry the ball 20-25 per game behind our big offensive line.