Building A Women's Celebrity Football Team-Day 15

We are almost done with our defense and today we find ourselves an absolute lockdown cornerback.

Cornerback: Angelina Jolie

What the scouts are saying: Angelina Jolie is a perfect blend of size and speed to play cornerback. She can jam the big guys off the line and run with the speed guys stride for stride. Jolie has been compared to Titans Cornerback Cortland Finnegan for her reputation as a dirty player. She is mean, angry and will lay the big hit and anyone who comes her way. We like that, and we like her to be picked in the middle of the second round.

First of all, look at that face, she means fucking business. Secondly, she was Tomb Raider, Mrs. Smith the assassin, and an assassin again in Wanted; don't tell me she won't be putting the fear of god into receivers looking across at her. Move over Darrell Revis, here comes Angelina Jolie.