Asshole of the Day Award

Asshole of the Day Award comes out of Connecticut today...

http://www.courant.com/community/west-hartford/hc-west-hartford-coffee-0306-20110305,0,4326304.story

When involved in a physical altercation with your girlfriend what should you do? If your answer is throw a pot of boiling hot coffee in her face, your answer is correct. What a pussy this guy is. That's not a word I use often, but it's very necessary for this matter. Like she threw room temperature coffee at you, and you had to completely one up her and throw fucking boiling hot coffee in her face. You're a dude, you should barely need to lift a finger if she's trying to beat the shit out of you. You should be able to grab both  of her arms and tell her to settle down; unless it's Chyna or Brooke Hogan. But no, this guy has to turn his girlfriend's face into Freddy Krueger. Way to go asshole, have fun fucking that if she ever decides to take you back.

Sidenote: If you're 27 and dating a 42 year old woman you probably fucked up somewhere along the line. It's cool to fuck older women, not date them.