Saturday, March 5, 2011

575 Pound Guy Dies...Of Pneumonia?

Ironic that a 575lb dude would be the spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill...

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/218313.php

Well there you have it, just when you thought you were going to hear that some fat guy died of a heart attack, you hear he got punched in the face by pneumonia. I mean they say somewhere that when you're tremendous you have a better chance of getting a pneumonia but that doesn't make sense to me. I thought a pneumonia made you cold, and if you're 600 pounds wouldn't you have enough excess fat to keep you warm? Something sounds a bit fishy to me on this one. I'm thinking they just don't want to admit that he died of eating too many fries that were cooked in pig lard. Regardless, I'm sure he could have hit a treadmill at some point in his life and just chose not to.

Sidenote: You know how much hard work that must take to get up to 600lbs? You don't just wake up after one night of eating and magically appear to be 600lbs. I guess he really was dedicated to his job.

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