Yummy! Today we have Gabby Sidibe. And oh my goodness is she large. She is not only covered in cellulite but also has that really cute face that looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. How much alcohol would it take me to have sex with this woman who has her own gravitational pull? I'm going to have to go with a full gallon of Moonshine and a water glass of Everclear just to be safe. If I don't die from her being on top, I want to make sure I die of liver failure or alcohol poisoning. Either way, this is a lose lose situation.
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